I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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