I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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