I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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