All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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