i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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