I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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