Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Randomize
