There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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