things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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