What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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