How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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