butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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