I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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