Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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