I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I am naked and annoyed.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Randomize
