kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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