Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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