Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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