dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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