I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
