I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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