Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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