He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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