That's intense
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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