I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
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