beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Randomize
