Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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