I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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