I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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