its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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