White coat. Heels.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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