fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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