Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I have aggressive nipples.
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