R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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