That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Randomize
