You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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