The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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