Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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