You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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