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This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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