please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
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I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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