But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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