You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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