she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
