addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
there's paper in my vomit.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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