Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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