Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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