So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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