Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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