wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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