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on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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