I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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