So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Never joke about your clitoris.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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