Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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