we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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