If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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